10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson