10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.