10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is for loners.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers