10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.