10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?