10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."