10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)