10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.