10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz