10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake