10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.