10 Random Poker Quotes

Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Why not, when some because there are three.
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Welcome to kicker school
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.