10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• im going to 2 out you to death
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe