10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.