10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.