10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.