10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln