10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.