10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword