10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen