10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet