10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003