10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP