10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.