10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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