10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha