10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• in the poker game of life women are the rake