10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare