10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts