10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves