10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.