10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."