10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare