10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake