10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.