10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.