10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!