10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth