10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.