10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen