10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright