10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill