10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.