10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.