10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.