10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels