10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament