10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth