10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed