10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom